Jon Gosselin's finally going away ... from TLC -- and in one of the last clips from the series finale of "Jon & Kate Plus 8," Jon goes out sounding like more of a tool than ever.
During the show, which runs tonight at 9pm, the world's most irresponsible father of eight, actually BRAGS about being able to get away from his family when the going gets tough.
The doctor who may have been responsible for the death of Michael Jackson will see you now.
Dr. Conrad Murray, personal physician to Michael Jackson at the time of his death, will resume his medical practice this morning, his lawyer said on Sunday.
Murray will be at the Armstrong Medical Clinic in Houston -- which was searched by police on July 22.
Murray has good reason to hang his shingle again ... a judge has told him no more chances ... he either pays $1,000 a month in child support or he goes to jail -- and that' s just for one of his 7 kids.
For references, please contact Katherine, La Toya or Janet Jackson.
UPDATE -- Earlier Sunday, Murray appeared at the Antioch Missionary Baptist Church in Houston, where he appeared to cry during the service.
The Philadelphia Eagles exposed a glaring hole in the Chicago Bears offense last night ... when a member of the team pulled down Devin Hester's pants at the end of the 4th quarter.
If you were wise enough to stay through the credits for "The Hangover" you saw the digital camera pics of their lost Vegas weekend -- but here are some you didn't see.
We got our mitts on these never-before-seen pics that didn't make the final cut of the movie. Included in the bunch -- arm wrestling with Carrot Top, dancing with cowboys, and sleeping on a craps table, Sorry, no elevator oral sex pics in the bunch.
Look at these photos one time -- then delete them.
Paula Abdul could barely walk down the AMA red carpet last night ... and it had nothing to do with her state of mind.
The 47-year-old former "American Idol" judge was incapacitated by the train of her Morticia Addams gown and required the assistance of three minions to get her to safety.
If you watched the AMAs last night on the West Coast, then you missed the highlight of the evening -- when J.Lo botched a jump and fell flat on her infamous rear.
Anyone who saw the show live was treated to the booty bailout -- but when it re-aired on the left coast, a slow-mo shot of Lopez was added -- making it look like she pulled off a perfect dismount.
We, of course, gave you the unedited version above.
The median household income in Tarzana, Calif. is a quite modest $73,195 -- and it's about to go up ... because Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are movin' in.
Sources tell TMZ that Khloe and Lamar just bought a house in Tarzana for a cool $3.995 million. It's 8,347 sq. feet with seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms.
It's part of a gated community, good for keeping the paps at bay for the five minutes a day they don't want to be photographed.
Elvis Costello (left) and Roger Daltry (right) both attended The Michael J. Fox Foundation benefit called "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson's" at The Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York City this weekend.
O.J. Simpson is a popular man while he's sitting behind bars -- a slew of documentarians want to get a sit-down with The Juice.
Sources at the Lovelock Correctional Center tell TMZ at least 10 people who have never met O.J. have contacted the prison in hopes of landing an interview with Simpson. We're told all were shot down by Lovelock's PIO.
"If I Did It ... Again" would make a catchy doc title, don't you think?
TMZ has learned Kevin Rudolf -- the dude who isn't Lil Wayne in that "Let It Rock" song -- pissed off a lot of high school students last month when his $7,000 homecoming performance turned out to be two lip-synced songs and a fast exit.
The ASB director at Valencia High School in California tells TMZ Rudolf was paid the $7k to sing at their homecoming dance ... but instead of singing, we're told he just popped in a DVD and lip-synced his two most popular songs -- "Let It Rock" and "Welcome to the World."
The ASB director tells us when he confronted Rudolf on his Britney-esque performance, some guy in the singer's entourage said, "Forget this place. Let's get out of here." And then left.
Here's post-pubescent former television actress Mary-Kate Olsen, 23, at some event in NYC the other day (left) -- and actress Sylvia Miles, 77, at some other event a little while back (right).